January 2, 2006

  • There are certain people that piss me off, and people that read this, sadly, might not realize that THEY are the ones.  So if you leave a comment saying “I’m glad it’s not me.”, I might just have to bite my tongue.  The sad thing is that they would never realize why they piss me off.  These people are as useless to me as a $h!+  flavored lollipop because of their attitude towards others and themselves in particular.  I’m not gonna go as far as telling them to go eff themselves, or jump off a bridge, or go to hell.  No, its more like:


    Get a Life!





    1.  Do I look good?
    2.  Should I stop using black & white profile pics?

    3.  Do I need a haircut?

    4.  Green or Blue, blonde or brown?

January 1, 2006

  • Everything & Nothing
    Born into the game
    Thinking’ I know everything
    from the hardest science
    to every song a sparrow sings
    Under the sun
    Not knowing this battle just begun
    For me at least
    Discrimination will never cease
    Until the last person on Earth
    gotta slab saying
    ~Rest in Peace~
    Don’t try to pull a fast one on me
    You act
    I react
    React so fast
    ain’t got time to react
    to the reaction that I’m acting
    Before I’m clappin’
    Lead showers
    black flowers
    Black dresses
    two hours
    closed caskets
    Send fruit baskets.
    Woke up in the hood
    But still haven’t done any good
    With my life
    Through my sentences
    of pain and strife
    Walkin’ on the razor thin edge
    of a double sided knife
    That’s life
    Hustle the streets
    makin’ ends-meet
    you know how it be.
    Same blokk
    same streets
    but house arrest got me
    stayin inside invisible fences
    cuz I was locked up for offenses.
    The tensions tremendous
    This whole mess
    Made me wanna end this
    Instead I just
    Began looking through these ghettos of my mind
    Labryths of thought
    Something rich men sought
    but could never find
    Could not be bought
    Its that certain priceless kind.
    And through my struggles
    I’ve learned about myself
    Everything
    And that of the world


    I know…



    …Of the song
    a sparrow sings…



    I know…



    I know…



    I know…


    …Nothing.






    I still can’t get any music to play on my site.  Dammit!


    BuffMuff
    Eminent Threat
    Highland Blokk

December 31, 2005

  • Happy Effing New Year Bitches!!!


    New Year’s Resolution


    To be more of who I am today than I’ve ever been before.


    [)))))edit(((((]


    I had to add this pic of my beautiful Non-Related Sister Emily!



    Harpoon the New Year’s ball.  Arrg!  Bitches.


    Everything & Nothing
    Born into the game
    Thinkin’ I know everything
    from the hardest science
    to every song a sparrow sings
    Under the sun
    Not knowing this battle just begun
    For me atleast
    Discrimination will never cease
    Until the last person on Earth
    gotta slab saying
    ~Rest in Peace~
    Lead showers
    black flowers
    Black dresses
    two hours
    closed caskets
    Woke up in the hood
    But still haven’t done any good
    With my life
    Through my sentences
    of pain and strife
    Walkin’ on the razor thin edge
    of a double sided knife
    Thats life
    Hustle the streets
    makin’ ends-meet
    you know how it be.
    Same blokk
    same streets
    but house arrest got me
    stayin inside invisible fences
    cuz I was locked up for offenses.
    The tensions tremendous
    This whole mess
    Made me wanna end this
    Instead I just
    Began looking through these ghettos of my mind
    Labryths of thought
    Something rich men sought
    but could never find
    Could not be bought
    Its that certain priceless kind.
    And through my struggles
    I’ve learned about myself
    Everything
    And that of the world


    I know…



    …Of the song
    a sparrow sings…



    I know…



    I know…



    I know…


    …Nothing.

December 29, 2005

  • First Erich gets arrested for being in SOMEONE ELSE’S car past curfew (1am), now I have friends I haven’t seen in FOREVER!


    Busy Day….yum.


    New Sketch




    ^—This is my sketch of another sketch (Odd, huh?)


    Everything & Nothing
    Born into the game
    Thinkin’ I know everything
    from the hardest science
    to every song a sparrow sings
    Under the sun
    Not knowing this battle just begun
    For me atleast
    Discrimination will never cease
    Until the last person on Earth
    gotta slab saying
    ~Rest in Peace~
    Lead showers
    black flowers
    Black dresses
    two hours
    closed caskets
    Woke up in the hood
    But still haven’t done any good
    With my life
    Through my sentences
    of pain and strife
    Walkin’ on the razor thin edge
    of a double sided knife
    Thats life
    Hustle the streets
    makin’ ends-meet
    you know how it be.
    Same blokk
    same streets
    but house arrest got me
    stayin inside invisible fences
    cuz I was locked up for offenses.
    The tensions tremendous
    This whole mess
    Made me wanna end this
    Instead I just
    Began looking through these ghettos of my mind
    Labryths of thought
    Something rich men sought
    but could never find
    Could not be bought
    Its that certain priceless kind.
    And through my struggles
    I’ve learned about myself
    Everything
    And that of the world


    I know…



    …Of the song
    a sparrow sings…



    I know…



    I know…



    I know…


    …Nothing.

December 27, 2005

  • FvC|<  +}{!$


    P. fucking S. – I have nothing to prove to anyone anymore, and I never did.

December 25, 2005

  • Checklist for Christmas


    Sleep!    (Check)


    Goodz   (Check)

    iPod      (??????)


    Judicial Bling    (Double Check)


    Hope everyone had a great Xmas!  Including this freak geek that’s hijacked my computer.  However, he can just have a merry Xmas in hell for all I care.  Make sure you hit me up on my 17th (January 3rd) and have a great newyear!


    I love this song (“I’m so Sick” by Flyleaf) because its great AND its a christian band too!

December 24, 2005

December 22, 2005

  • For the record…


    #1.  I did NOT go to “jail”.  I went to Juvenile Detention.  There’s a HUGE difference.


    #2.  I’m not in a gang.  I know gang members, and YES, there ARE gang members in Hot Springs.  I’m not going to repeat myself anymore to people no willing to accept the fact that there are.  Perhaps it’s not “organized crime”, but people have to realize that these groups of people are not the gangs in whole, they are called “sets”, meaning that they affilliate themselves with a gang, and that determines how they are aligned, or “set, with the other groups in the area.  Most importantly, they are groups of people who are simply defending their own place, their block or neighborhood.  Police recognize these people as gangmembers, trust me on this one, because my probation officer, Andre Young, used to be in the gang task force in Seattle, and a gangmember on top of that, or so he says.  If he tells me that these people are gang members, I’m gonna believe him on that much.  And as I said, I’m not in a gang.  I’m just tired of all the drive-bys near my house.


    #3.  I DID NOT go to this “jail” that you speak of for being with gangmembers.  I went there because I violated my probation.  Stop making a big deal about it, okay?  I only got on probation for missing school to begin with.  It was never anything outrageously terrible.  I’m a good person.


    #4.  I’m not into these “drugs” that all of you speak of anymore.  In fact, I’ve been clean for 37 days now.  Give me a little credit, eh?


    And my P.O. says I don’t have any self-control.  Shows what he knows.

December 21, 2005

  • This is just completely gay.  In fact, it’s ridiculous.  I went to the Juvenile Detention Center at Twin Pointes (excuse the lack of notification), and I didn’t even receive a single comment, not that I really care about comments in the first place, but it would have been nice you know?  Well, I’m back from that hell, and (buff)MUFF is better than ever.  Re-fried and ready to kick some ass (in a literary sense, of course!).  No more 8pm “Lights Outs”, blaze orange jump suits, razor-wire prisons, concrete barriers, Toast Impostors (a.k.a. Whitebread with jelly), or crappy 8-bit graphic video games and reading literature consisting of STD and drug self-help pamphlets during my “free time”. 


    Ugh!  “Free Time”…the very term imprints a depressing irony in the mind of an inmate.  Life consists of cruel irony. 


    No this doesn’t make me a convict, and I don’t even think it does, saying that, I won’t even say that.  Catch that?  No?  Good!


    I’m back.  You can spark it up, I’m gonna put you out.  I’m tha Fireman.


    (buff)MUFF
    Oh.6.G (247)
    Former Inmate #WC200560134
    Barrack 1 Cell 103

December 12, 2005

  • New article up on my Rant Site. I think that it says alot. Go check it out and leave comments. I don’t think many people realize that the banner at the top of this site is actually a photo of the pickups on my bass. Cool picture though.


    -Caleb-


    Love this video. Its odd, because I usual don’t like My Chemical Romance, but this is a really good song and video. Enjoy!





    Urban Dictionary<–Check this out! Look up things like George Bush!


    I did some thinking today, and according to all my spam emails, each extending my penis up to 4″ , I could potentially have a penis approximately 4 miles long.