September 13, 2006

• No, I'm not dead

  Actually, my computer (or Xanga...one or the other) has been quite out of the closet lately, and so I've been trying to actually log on for about 3 weeks now.

  
  

  Alot of things have happened since then.

  
  

  
  
  • I have broken up with Shelby.
  
  
  • I have started going out with someone else.
  
  
  • The band still has yet to practice.
  
  
  • I have written new poetry.
  
  
  • My car broke.
  
  
  • My car got fixed.
  
  
  • I have shaved.

  
  

  Yeah, lots of stuff.  Just odds and ends.  Probably the biggest was the relationship change.  If I can find it, I'll post some poetry....

  
  

  ...well it's sorta poetry.

  
  

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  I've figured that if I don't die from this cigarette...

  
  

  ..I'm going to die in a freak train wreck, upon which I'm in a donut shop getting a tasty jelly donut, and the train derails and smashes the entire block into oblivion because of some fuckface watching a football game through a 6 inch TV screen in some shack somewhere instead of changing the tracks...

  
  

  OR

  
  

  ...I'm going to die in a plane accident, upon which a crack in the window leads to the whole side of the plane breaking off and me being sucked into a jet engine, only to later be classified as air pollution...

  
  

  OR

  
  

  ...I'm going to die in a Hollywood-Style snow board accident, in which everthing becomes a scene from the James Bond movie "From Russia With Love", in which sub-machine gun weilding terrorists in ski masks are skiing down a hill chasing after a man in a suit and tie, and in my attempts to avoid the gunfire I run myself off a cliff....

  
  

  ....but more than likely, I'll just get hit by a car.

  
  

  ...and like every good story, people will forget the name of the main character or the plot.
  
  We only remember the endings.
  
  That's why I live for them.

  
  

   

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